Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
Personal Hygiene Jokes
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
