Personal hygiene jokes

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?

A toaster.

Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?

No more tears.

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.

I said, "Maybe."

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.