Personal hygiene jokes
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Every god damn day
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you鈥檙e done eating.
