Pence jokes
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
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Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
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I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."