what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
why does the please touch museum sounds like police touch musuem? because they gotta watch out for the pedos
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in
A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
yall really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! god.
Why did the pedo cross the road? To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the streat?
To get them in his van.
how can u be friends with a pedo that a musician b minor
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why do orphans like pedo because it's someone that loves them and they can call daddy
why did your mum touch me because she was a pedo
what's a pedo's favourite snack? sour patch kids.
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I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom:sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30 and there 18 so is it a reverse pedo? O well
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