A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is as dark as your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. It's about a pedo driving super slow to avoid waking up the kids he's probably got stashed in the back. Get it? 'Cause pedos are NASTY. And you, my friend, probably need a map to find your own nose.
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LOL!