Pe jokes
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.
You pecan do it!
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?