Password jokes
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 馃ぃ
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That鈥檚 what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1