Particle jokes

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!

Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Never trust an atom; they make up everything.

I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

What did the neutrino say to the planet?

"Just passing through."

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

I don't trust atoms.

They make up everything.