Parmesan jokes
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
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How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
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Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?