Parent supervision jokes
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."
Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.