Paraplegic

Paraplegic Jokes

Blonde

How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.

How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.

How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.

Strip club

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

Baby

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.

Boy

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

Top

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

Cancer

"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"

"Cancer."

Bar

A paraplegic walks into a bar...

It's funny because he can't walk.

Set up

I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.

Line

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

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