Paraplegic jokes
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.