Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
