What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Paleontology Jokes
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
