How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr* On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
Their once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he worte with the other hand. He got left behind
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Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem.
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