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Test answer

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Jokes

Baby

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

Abortion

Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.

Cat

If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.

On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*

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