after 6 months of lockdown
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....
Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
That time when you realise that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers Destruction: .....
what is osama bin laden favourite game
hide and seek
What do you call a tall terrorist? Osama Bin Laden.
Osama Bin Laden is his name Crashing planes is his game
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death? His hide and seek skills
what's osama bin laden's fav song currently?
under the sea!!!! by the little mermaid
how many times was osama bin laden shot
911 times
What was osama bin ladens favourite drink
A double manhattan
what is osama bin laden singing right now??
*cue the little mermaid* undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea
what's osama bin laden's favorite song?
under the sea, from the little mermaid
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
