Orphans jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Stop orphan jokes!
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.