Orphans jokes
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Community talk
hi i got a joke why are orphans bad at doge ball no one misses them
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more
Bored? Burn an orphan! Who are they going to tell? Their parents?