Orphans jokes
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.