Orphans jokes
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."