Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
You can't give an orphan homework.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.