Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
You can't give an orphan homework.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.