Orphans jokes
You can't give an orphan homework.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."