Orphans jokes

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  • Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

    Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

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  • Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

    Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

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  • I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

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  • Why are orphans always on the toilet?

    Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!