Orphans jokes
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.