Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Orphans are monkeys.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
