Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.