Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Orphans are monkeys.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.