Orphans jokes
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...