Orphans jokes
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.