Orphans jokes
What can orphans not do in school?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Orphans are monkeys.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.