Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?