Orphans jokes
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.