Orphans jokes

Orphan

Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!

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Good luck, Jake.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!

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Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

Orphan

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

Orphan

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

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1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

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What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because they finally have a home.

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Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?

A: They don’t have a person in reality!

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Me: You know your parents were very good people.

Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.

Me: I know, you're an orphan.

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Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.

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I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."