Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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What can orphans not do in school?
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?