Orphans jokes
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.