Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.