Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!