Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."