Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Orphans Jokes
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
You can't give an orphan homework.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
