Orphans jokes
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.