Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.