Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.