Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
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What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.