Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?