Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.