Orphans jokes
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.