Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?