Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.