Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Orphans Jokes
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
