Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.