Orphans jokes
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))