Orphans jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?