People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
