Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!