Orphans jokes

Orphan

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.

Orphan

Why did the orphan go to church?

To finally call someone father. 😂😂

Orphan

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

Orphan

"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?

Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.

Christmas

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.

Orphan

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.

Library

This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

Orphan

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

Orphan

What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?

A normal kid has a family.

Orphan

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Orphan

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?

So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼