Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.