Orphans jokes
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"