Orphans jokes
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Orphans are monkeys.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.