Orphans jokes
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. đđ
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they donât have a father's or Motherâs Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about womenâs rights shouldnât go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they donât have a home button. đ¤đź