Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Why canāt orphans work at AC Johnsonās?
Because itās a family company.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."