Orphans jokes
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.