Orphans jokes
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...