Orphans jokes
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.