Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."