Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.