Orphans jokes
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.