Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Orphans Jokes
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
