Orphans jokes
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.