Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!