Orphans jokes
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.