Orphans jokes
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""