Orphans jokes

Orphan

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?

Because they want to call someone "daddy."

Orphan

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

Orphan

No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.

The makers were orphans.

Orphan

Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.

Orphan

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

Orphan

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

Facebook status

I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."

Orphan

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

Orphan

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

Orphan

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find their home.😁😁

Orphan

Why can orphans only use Samsung?

Because they don't have a home button.