Orphans jokes
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.