Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.