Orphans jokes
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."