Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
