Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.