Orphans jokes
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.