Orphans jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
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Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.