Orphans jokes
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.