Orphans jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.