What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. đđ
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they donât have a father's or Motherâs Day.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
If youâre ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
