Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."