Orphans jokes
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂