Orphans jokes
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.