Orphans jokes
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Orphan
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.