Orphans jokes
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.