Orphans jokes
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.