Orphans jokes
Orphan
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.