Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
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What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.