Orphans jokes
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.