Orphans jokes
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
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