Orphans jokes
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.