Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
