Orphans jokes
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.