Orphans jokes
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!