Orphans jokes
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!