Orphans jokes
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
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What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.