Orphans jokes
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.