Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"