Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Orphan
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁