Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-đđđ
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why canât an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesnât know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I canât.
Girl: My parents arenât home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I donât have.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Whatâs an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.