Orphans jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"