Orphans jokes
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.