Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Orphans Jokes
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
