Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."