Orphans jokes
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.