Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.