Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
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Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."