Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
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What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.