Orphans jokes
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O