Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Orphans Jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Orphan
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
