Orphans jokes
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
My name is what orphans can never have.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.