Orphans jokes
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
My name is what orphans can never have.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.