Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.