Orphans jokes
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃