Orphans jokes
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.