Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Orphans Jokes
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
