Orphans jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."