Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.