Orphans jokes
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.