Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Orphans Jokes
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
