Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)