Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣