Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."