Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.