Orphans jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.