Orphans jokes
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!