Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.