Orphans jokes
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.