Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Orphans Jokes
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
