Orphans jokes
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
My name is what orphans can never have.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.