Orphans jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!