Orphans jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.