Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.