Orphans jokes
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
My name is what orphans can never have.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.