Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"