Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."