Orphans jokes
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.