Orphans jokes
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Stop the orphan jokes!
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
F in orphan means family.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!