Orphans jokes
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.