Orphans jokes
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.