Orphans jokes

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Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

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Why do orphans cry alone?

They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.

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Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.

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What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple always gets picked.

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I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

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Why was an orphan loving school?

Because the people actually came back.

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Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.

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Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.

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Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.

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What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it always comes back.