Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.