Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.