Orphans jokes
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.