Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphans Jokes
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
