Orphans jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
You're homeless, you orphan!
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
The F in orphan stands for family.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"