Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.