Orphans jokes
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."