Orphans jokes
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.