Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.