Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
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What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.