Orphans jokes
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."