Orphans jokes
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.