Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
I am an orphan...
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."