Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂