I am an orphan...
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
