Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.