Orphans jokes
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.