An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
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Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
