Orphans jokes
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.