Orphans jokes
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
Orphans have no home.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*