Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Orphans have no home.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.