Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".