Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphan
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.