Orphans jokes
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Orphans have no home.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Does a midget count as an orphan?