Orphans jokes
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!