Orphans jokes
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?