Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.