Orphans jokes
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.