Orphans jokes
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?