Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't ever find home.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.