Orphans jokes
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.