Orphans jokes
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.