Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱