Orphans jokes
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
I like orphan boys, no homo.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.