Orphans jokes
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?