Orphans jokes
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.