Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Orphans Jokes
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
