Orphans jokes
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.