Orphans jokes
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!