Orphans jokes
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.