Orphans jokes
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.