Orphans jokes
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
An orphan's family photo: empty.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.