Orphans jokes
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.