Orphans jokes
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"