Orphans jokes
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?