Orphans jokes
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?