Orphans jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.