Orphans jokes
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.