Orphans jokes
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.