Orphans jokes
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!