Orphans jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫