Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.