Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!