Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."