Orphans jokes

Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?

What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?

Fatherless.

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

Puppies actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

The "f" in orphan stands for family.

Except there is no "f."

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.