Orphans jokes
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
what do blind people and orphans have in conman? they both cant see they're parents...
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!