Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"