Orphans jokes
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.