Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.