Orphans jokes

Orphan

Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?

Because it is the first one without a home button.

Orphan

What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?

iPhones have a home button.

Orphans

what do blind people and orphans have in conman? they both cant see they're parents...

Orphan

Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?

Pedophile

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

Orphan

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

Orphan

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

Puppies actually get picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?

The apples actually get picked.

Orphan

Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.

Orphan

What does an orphan wish they could do?

Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.

Orphanage

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

Orphan

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Orphan

Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?

One of them actually came back.