Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.