Orphans jokes
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"