Orphans jokes
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.