Orphans jokes
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.