Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Orphans Jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
