Orphans jokes
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.