Orphans jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.