Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
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Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.