Orphans jokes
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?