Orphans jokes
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."