Orphans jokes

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a homepage though.

Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Alone time.

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What do you call an orphan who became a priest?

Father-less.

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Home."

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

'Cause they can’t get home.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.