Orphans jokes

Orphan

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

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Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

[Parent’s signature: __________]

Orphan

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

Orphan

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

Orphan

Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."

Orphan

Why are orphans rude at school?

What's the school going to do? Call their parents?

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad never came home with the milk.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

Orphan

What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One of them is wanted.

Orphan

Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂

Orphan

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"