Orphans jokes

Why do orphans want to be gay?

So they have someone to call "Daddy."

Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?

A: A family portrait.

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

[Parent’s signature: __________]

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

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What do you call a selfie of an orphan?

A family photo.

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

Why can’t orphans have sex?

'Cause they have no one to call daddy!

Why are orphans rude at school?

What's the school going to do? Call their parents?

Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."

I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.

What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?

Fuller House.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad never came home with the milk.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One of them is wanted.