Orphans jokes

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Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

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Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."

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What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One of them is wanted.

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Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad never came home with the milk.

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What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

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Why are orphans rude at school?

What's the school going to do? Call their parents?

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Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂

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    This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

    So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

    Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

    Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"

    Orphan

    Why do orphans never play baseball?

    'Cause they can never get a home run.

    Orphan

    If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

    Orphan

    Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

    Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

    Comments:

    Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

    Shut up: Shut up!

    Liv: Gwen stop!!

    Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

    Flour

    What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

    Self-raising flour.