Orphans jokes

Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Not your parents!

Why do orphans want to be gay?

So they have someone to call "Daddy."

We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?

A: A family portrait.

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

[Parent’s signature: __________]

What do you call a selfie of an orphan?

A family photo.

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Orphan: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

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What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

Why can’t orphans have sex?

'Cause they have no one to call daddy!

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

Why are orphans rude at school?

What's the school going to do? Call their parents?

Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?

So they can call someone "daddy."

What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?

Fuller House.

I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.