Orphans jokes
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.