Orphans jokes
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.