Orphans jokes
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.