Orphans jokes
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
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Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.