Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
I am the orphan joke.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
