Orphans jokes

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If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

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Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Orphan

How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.

Orphan

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?

iPhones have a home button.

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Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

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Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

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Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?

They wanted some family time.

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Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].

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What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

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Why do orphans go to church?

Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.

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Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn!

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

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An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

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Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.