Orphans jokes
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.