Orphans jokes
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.