Orphans jokes
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."