Orphans jokes
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.