Orphans jokes
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.