Orphans jokes
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...