Orphans jokes
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.