Orphans jokes
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.