Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."