Orphans jokes
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.