Orphans jokes
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?