Orphans jokes
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?