Orphans jokes
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.