Orphans jokes

Death Penalty

Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor

Orphan

Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!

Orphan: *sits there sadly*

Orphan

Why can’t you give an orphan homework?

Because they don’t have a home to do it in.

Orphan

Why are so many people mean to orphans?

They can’t cry to their parents.

Orphan

When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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  • Orphan

    So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"

    Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"

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  • Orphan

    Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

    Orphan

    I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

    Orphan

    I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

    Family Tree

    Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?

    A: Fall.

    If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.

    Orphan

    Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

    Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.