Orphans jokes
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.