Orphans jokes
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.