Orphans jokes

How do men like their women? Striped.

How does a priest like their children? Clean.

Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They can’t find home.

Why are so many people mean to orphans?

They can’t cry to their parents.

When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"

Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"

Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

What's the difference between orphans and dogs?

Dogs get adopted.

Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

Why do orphans not play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?

A: Fall.

If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.

Are all orphans home-a-phobic?

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.

What milk do orphan babies drink?

Not their mom's, though.

Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Not your parents!