Orphans jokes
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.