Orphans jokes
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.