Orphans jokes
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.