Orphans jokes
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
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Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.