Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.