Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."